This is the place to get answers to stupid and dumbass questions…

 

Sizing…

Our Tees are 100% ringspun cotton, they are preshrunk, but they still shrink a little. Our tees are normal sizes, not for skinny little french fuks. If you are a skinny little french fuk, just buy a small you “petite baise”.

 

Our Sizes…

MENS TEES…    SLUT is a small, MONEYSHOT is a Medium, LIP SERVICE is a Large, XTRA LUBED is a Xlarge, and XXLOVE is a XXlarge.

WOMENS TEES…   XS-S is just what it is, and S-M is one size bigger… Sorry big girls… we still got love for you, just get a hat.

 

Shipping…

We ship using both the UPS and USPS. We are giving $10 shipping in the USA, International orders the shipping will get added upon check out. We ship anywhere…

 

How quick will I get my shit…

We ship everyday, and silkscreen weekly. If your item is in stock, it ships right away. If it needs to be printed, it could take a week. If you need it in a rush, send an email and pony up some more beer money and we will send it express.

 

Payments…

We accept all credit cards…  All internet orders go through Paypal and are very secure. You do not need to sign up, you can pay, as a guest. It’s safe and secure, stop worrying… Pay Up Fucker

 

Returns…

We accept returns for up to 14 days after receipt of your purchase. Return items must be sent back in their original packaging, with tags attached. You may use any shipper you like, but we recommend purchasing tracking and insurance, as Twisted Fuks cannot be responsible for lost return shipments.

 

Can I buy Twisted Fuks in stores…

You can, we are presently in 33 cities around the world. We don’t list them, because biters want to steal our customer lists. If you wanna see TWISTED in your local boutique, tell them about us. If they buy, we send you some free swag. Sweet

 

Is my shirt real Twisted Fuks….

Check the printed inside label, if you see me and Dirtyboy’s face in there, its probably real. If you are in doubt, email us with the stores name, and we will verify it.

 

Who do I contact for wholesale ordering…

Send us an email and we will forward it to the sales rep. in your area. email@twistedfuks.com